Schtuff (it’s PG) I did today…
1. Saw a man about a horse.
2. Typed 13 narratives for my progress reports (that’s more than half, kids)
2(a) Drank so much water, my back teeth done was floating.
3. Did eight loads of laundry. I make a good house-husband.
4. Got my oil changed. No, really, it’s not a euphemism. Then I got my radiator flushed. Also, not a euphemism. I went to Jiffy Lube and used their wireless connect to talk to Marc and Zigzag.
5. Bought Mega Millions tickets. (Are YOU in the 100K club?)
6. Got the car washed (clap, clap, clap, cla clapclapclap.)
7. Caught up on TiVo. (Colbert Report=Less funny as the show goes on.)
8. Waited for Stuck to get here… tuh tucka so long.
9. Chili’s… I bought into the advertising… garlic lover’s steak, tasty.
10. Drank the rest of the Crown. Insta-party, while watching Anchorman .
10(a) Bought MegaMillions tickets for Zigzag. Though, if he were to win, it would be really hard for me to give him the ticket to him. Cuz, technically, I bought it.
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