Pseudo-FAQ
Hello out there, wonderful Internet.
Presently, it has occurred to me that I may actually, once in a while, maybe, get someone in here who isn’t A) related to me, B) being paid by me, or C)tracked down on the street, and coerced to come and read my site. So, here are some things to know.
Q) Who are you?
A) If you know, sweet. Keep that to yourself. I’m attempting to become a retroactively anonymous ebjournaler. I teach second grade in the suburbs of Chicago, going on my sixth year of teaching. I love my job. That doesn’t mean that weird, funny, blood-rage inducing things don’t happen. Sometimes you’ll hear about them. Mostly, I am just another person out there, commenting on his everyday life. Every so often, I’m funny.
Okay, rarely.
Q) What does “TLEMK” mean?
A) It’s a phrase that I use to refer to my wife, or as I commonly refer to her as “The Lovely and Engaging Mrs. K******** She too, would like to remain anonymous.
Q)Really, ebjournal? Can’t you think of something more, um, cool?
A) Nope, I blew it all on TLEMK.
More to come, when you ask questions.